We're a team of ex-WooCommerce core and ex-Google/Meta engineers. We rebuild the infrastructure underneath your store. Queries, cache, workers, observability. So speed stops dropping the customers you already paid to acquire.
Whatever brought your visitor to the cart (paid, organic, email, retargeting), they were the expensive part. A slow site drops them at the door. The fix isn't more traffic; it's keeping what you already pay for.
Paid CPC, SEO investment, email infrastructure, brand spend, retargeting. Explicit or implicit, the visitor on your page is one you paid to get there.
Mobile users with intent (the ones in cart, with checkout open) abandon hardest when pages load slowly. 53% bounce above 3 seconds (Google). Each second of load time costs ~7% of conversions (Akamai).
Performance turns your existing acquisition spend into more revenue. No new audiences, no new creative, no new keywords. Same top-of-funnel, more of it survives.
grüum is a UK DTC haircare brand running on WooCommerce at mid-market scale. Their site was leaving meaningful revenue on the table: cached pages climbing toward 5 seconds, cold starts up to 40 seconds, checkout timing out during traffic spikes. Here's what we changed.
"The biggest performance improvements we've seen from you guys."
George Lagonikas, Founder & CTO, grüum
Datadog APM and New Relic so query timings, cold starts, and throughput became visible. Real-user numbers, measured continuously.
Found and fixed N+1 query patterns across product pages. Patches we made were upstreamed to a major WooCommerce plugin.
Corrected Cloudflare rules that were fragmenting cache hit rates across visitor cookies and recovered CDN economics.
Tuned the PHP worker pool. Cold starts eliminated. Validated 358 req/s sustained throughput at 300 concurrent users with zero degradation.
grüum's outcome wasn't a one-off engagement. It came from the same operating model we run for every store. Three capabilities that prevent revenue loss before it happens.
Horizontal autoscaling adds capacity in seconds during campaign spikes. Checkout stays stable, p99 stays controlled, no surprise compute bills.
Datadog APM with AI surfacing root causes automatically. Performance decay from new plugins, themes, or code never gets to compound silently between releases.
Multi-zone Google Cloud infrastructure with automatic failover and offsite backups. 99.99% uptime SLA. Reliability you can build campaigns on.
Founders with deep insider experience of where enterprise WooCommerce stores break, plus engineering experience scaling systems at Google and Meta.
Ex-WooCommerce core developer. Worked across core and payments. Work that touched 4.5M stores and $32B in payment volume.
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Ex-WooCommerce core developer. Shipped extensively with merchants and agencies. Deep familiarity with the architectural ceilings stores hit between $1M and $50M GMV.
LinkedIn ↗Headquartered in San Francisco, US. Working with DTC brands across the UK, US, and EU.
Most DTC WooCommerce stores between $1M and $50M GMV are leaving 5–15% of online revenue on the table. The infrastructure is fixable.